The results of to much "Vismigging"

Being a vismigger may also have its drawbacks, can you imagine keep looking up towards the sky to check out the birds going past and your head getting stuck like this, and then it gets worse, because you go along to the doctor and try and get a diagnosis and obviously some treatment.  "He says how on Earth did you get like that?" , I think its because I have done to much vismigging!, and of course the Doctor then wonders what on earth is "vismigging".